Wo bola-“Raat ko jab maa so jayegi tab aap apne lund se mere dhol ko bajana” mai bola-“Bajaunga nahi saale aaj to tera dhol phaad dunga”. Ye to bata ki mai teri gaand ki jameen par apna hand pump kab gadooga”. Mai bola-“Tabhi kahu teri maa to ekdum fit lag rahi hai, mai bhi aisi hi auntio ka deewana hu, kya gaand hai teri maa ki haay” sudhanshu-“Maa ko chod pehle bete ki gaand ki aag ko bujha”. Wo bola-“Mere papa bahut paisa chodi gaye hai, mummy bhi collage me professar hai, paise ki koi chinta nahi hai”. Mai-“To tere paas itna paisa kaha se aata hai”. Wo bola-“Mere papa to 10-12 saal pehle hi gujar gaye”. Wo bola-“Koi baat nahi yaar, meri maa ko mere baare me sab pata hai”. Mai bola-“Abe gaandu, jab teri maa aayi thi to mujhe kyu bulaya”.
